BigShotSpicyMan on the Moon

July 27, 2017

  Few people know this but BigShotSpicyMan was an Astronaut in a former life! Yes, I have worn many hats throughout my life. I haven't always been just a handsome, spicy, seasoning guru and genius. On my very last Moon Mission I packed a small grill and some nice juicy pork chops! The secret to the greatness of the moon meal was of course the BigShotSpicyMan All Purpose Rub. Keeping the pork chops down on the grill was an engineering puzzle, due to the lack of gravity and all. I quickly solved the puzzle of course with my BigShotSpicy Brain power. I would tell you how I did it by there is that non-disclosure agreement with NASA to consider. Let's just say, if Newton would've been a bit quicker maybe he wouldn't have been beaned by that apple. Anywho, these are the only pictures available of the event. Since it was kind of on the "down-low", NASA won't officially acknowledge that it ever happened. I know, how sad.

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